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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9427 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 4268 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 159 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!