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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6466 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 7564 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2219 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!