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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4208 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!