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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6353 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!