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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2312 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8170 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 202 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!