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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3337 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 6224 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 8338 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!