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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8659 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!