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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8406 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!