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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1835 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1640 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 61 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7535 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 7193 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!