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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4506 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!