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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2549 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 295 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!