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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2085 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!