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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7319 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!