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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5358 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!