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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7421 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!