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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 841 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!