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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6225 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 2857 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 664984 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Emeralds Found: | 5119 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!