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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3882 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 125832 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 277 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!