CraftyCashMakers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Crops Grown:	3891

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6754	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Farms Harvested:	139	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8848
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	111	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2249
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8400	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

abyss, adaptation, below life, Darkness, deep sea creatures, Deep Sea Discovery, deep sea exploration, Existence, hidden world, Life, Life below life, Marine Biology, marine life, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, Oasis, ocean depths, oceanography, Server, Subterranean, Survival, underwater world, unknown species

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Wrestling Legends Minecraft SMP

aew, best spots, History, iconic moments, Legends, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, top moments, wrestling, wrestling championships, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling superstars, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

aita, caring for health, childhood incident, choosing spouse, DadCraft, disability application, Divorce, Doctor, family, Father, fear, Find, follow, Guns, health issues, home, Legal, living situation, Marriage, non-negotiable, Property, REGISTERED, rules, safety precautions, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	19