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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8598 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 212 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7472 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!