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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9467 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6873 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.
come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.