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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4207 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.
you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.
come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.
