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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crops Grown: 9444 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Secret Passages Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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