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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7268 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 402 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?
our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.
