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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1755 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.