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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1639 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
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