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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5776 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
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