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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4981 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 347 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
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