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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3280 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 338 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
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