CraftyCanuckTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	579558	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	109	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7997
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5495	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5432	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	762332
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Animals Bred:	115	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Items Found:	1354	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Potions Brewed:	88
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Farms Harvested:	224	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9382	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8104
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchantments Applied:	165
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	92/700	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	98