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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 188 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.
