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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9233 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎
also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉
oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥
join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂