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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9179 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 112 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!
