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BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	4132	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2919
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2007
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	248	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Votes:	931

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Votes:	5048
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	56
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Votes:	8781
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Emeralds Found:	4957
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Players:	96/300	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	8810
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Zombie Dances:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0