CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	248
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5671	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5994	New Chunks Explored:	571423
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8934
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	120	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	5405
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Star Shards Collected:	231	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Votes:	6365	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	2102

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7791
Votes:	7483	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	8433	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1782	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Mines Excavated:	2458

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!