CraftyCancerJokesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	104	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	4741
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Votes:	7517	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7572

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	524862
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	993
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	2888
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Votes:	7804	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9069	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	1333
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Animals Bred:	118
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	4810
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	841	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!