CraftyCancerJokesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	543	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Items Found:	6954	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Potions Brewed:	101	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Love Letters Sent:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9620	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	678
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	247	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Emeralds Found:	7995
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0