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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1134 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Votes: | 6064 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).
And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?
