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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9727 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 6118 |
| Animals Bred: | 69 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
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And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?
