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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2235 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1459 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
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And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?
