CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	896	Mines Excavated:	3394

New Minecraft Servers

Are you a master at building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Do you have a natural talent for trolling your friends with elaborate traps and pranks? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and show off your amazing skills in building the most ridiculous and outrageous creations you can think of. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most epic pranks and tricks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant maze, the laughs never stop on our server.

So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and let your creativity run wild! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mines Excavated:	4551
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	5886	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	994
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	142	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	68
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Votes:	5770
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Animals Bred:	88	Dimension Hops:	15
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Items Found:	6539	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Secret Passages Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Animals Bred:	73	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Towns Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	5351	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	663	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Potions Brewed:	89
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!