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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2920 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!