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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9001 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 188 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!