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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3410 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 257 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!