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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 710 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!