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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 297 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Votes: | 1559 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1813 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!