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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2509 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3540 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 763485 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!