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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7110 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 892 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!