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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2284 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 152 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!