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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8221 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1838 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 287904 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Votes: | 9520 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2899 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!